Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.

Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!

by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

Molch

Hinter diesem so unscheinbar anmutenden Fachterminus verbirgt sich eine wirkliche Plage.
Mölche sind Menschen, die sich anderen ungewünscht in real oder virtual life in sexueller oder romantischer Weise aufdrängen.

Molchiges Verhalten reicht von anzüglichen und zweideutigen Kommentaren über Catcalling bis hin zu dickpics etc.
Übertreibt ein Molch es mit seiner Molchigkeit wird er automatisch zum Lurch und ist somit beinahe gefährlich. Zum Beispiel Wiederholungsmölche oder jene, die besonders aufdringlich oder hartnäckig sind, werden als Lürche bezeichnet.

Die Molch und Lurchtermini dürften Ihnen zwar noch nicht bekannt vorkommen, sind allerdings gerade in der Sprachvarietät des stillvollen stylischen Slangs, im Deutsch und Denglischen Sprachgebrauch, zunehmend verbreitet.

XY war schon wieder so ein Molch.
Oh Gott, hier wimmelt es vor Lürchen!!

Mir deucht, ein Lurch nähert sich von links…

by durchaus kafkaesk April 26, 2022

MoldyGH

That teenager who made Dave And Bambi. (A Friday Night Funkin mod)

1st post of moldygh lesssss go

by SkyBeetle July 9, 2022

Hairy Mole

(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.

Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own

by acheeseface January 7, 2009

Brian Molony

The usual annoying kid in school. Acts like your friend some of the time, and the other he's just a total loser. He's smart, but just doesn't show it, and he says he's not gay, but we all have our doubts. He also looks like the green teletubby and and hangs out with random people. Brian has NO Dick and is proud to say it from a rooftop. . If anyone sees him in class, you'll know that he get a hella lot of class woodies. Even though Brian is who he is, we will always remember Brian's gay ass.

Ex 1
Me: Are you my friend?

Her: Ehhh....

Me: Why so doubtful?

Her: Well.... Uh...

Me: Tell me! Tell me now!!!

Her: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKIN BRIAN, BITCH!

Ex 2
Me: Do you know any annoying people that are sometimes gay?

Him: Mmmm... Let me think....
Ooh, we all know him.

Me: Who is it?

Him: Brian Molony!

by Andres112233 June 9, 2017

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017