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Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.
The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.
by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010
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pug mole

An extremely ugly human-being, whos face resembelves that of a pug.
Mark- "Did you see Tracy the other day. She looks like a real pug mole"
by horsemilk123.4 February 24, 2009
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Mullet Mobile

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.
Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.
by gammaradiation June 3, 2010
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Molest-a-mobile

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"
by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009
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mole

a mixture of tobacco and weed that is smoked out of a bong...typically 60 to 70% brown and 30 to 40% weed...the mixture itself is called a mole batch...
Yo when your done choppin that mole batch pack me a mole...
by killacali520 March 23, 2008
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T-Mobile G1

The world`s first mobile device with the open source operating system, Android. The best cellphone to date. What an iPhone should be.
I just downloaded five free applications while listening to DRM free music on my T-Mobile G1.
by cl2eep March 4, 2009
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snow mobile

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, and when you're about to go, you knock her arms out and fall down on her.
Brian told Derek to snow mobile that bitch.
by pain symphony September 22, 2003
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