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miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
by smokindicks April 27, 2023
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Miracle brew

"It was back in those days. Claudius Van Clyde and I stood on the edge of the dancing crowd, each of us already three bottles into one brand of <em>miracle brew</em>, blasted by the music throbbing from the speakers."
Brinkley, Jamel. "No More Than a Bubble."
by shlomoschocken May 24, 2022
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Tobi Miracle

My BEST FRIEND. Tobi lives sonic and has sonic hair. I will bully anyone who messes with Tobi. Tobi has a groovy artstyle and loves drawing bears. KILEE is stinky and Tobis dad is very very fine
Me : *exists*
Tobi Miracle : I got sonic hair now
Me : bet *tobis dad walks in the room* AWOOOOOGA!!!! *my eyes pop out of my head and my tongue flops out of my mouth*
by Xx_Vista08_why August 2, 2023
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Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping
Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 8, 2015
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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Miracle.

They are beautiful inside and out good at pretty much everything basically a god/genius. Aesthetically physically and mentally gifted they love and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious/private people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle. is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle.

Anomyous: Miracle. is so funny
Miracle. is a name for example “miracle is so cool” as a word it can mean (extremely lucky instance) (the one above all)
by Miracle. November 12, 2021
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Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip is a skate 3 trick when you do a super man frontflip
No Way bro i just hit a Miracle Whip In Skate 3!!!!
by Lane-Games December 5, 2022
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