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monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper

Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot

by satanlikessquirrels March 7, 2005

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Motch i'd like to fuck

Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!

by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005

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Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 17, 2010

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milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 28, 2010

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Mother, I Like Furbies

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby

by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020

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Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

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