Minstrel Cycle

The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period

Oh my god, my wife is having her Minstrel Cycle.

by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010

Smoke a mids blunt

The ultimate insult given to a person who cannot get any dank and proceeds to purchase a small quantity of mids specifically for the purpose of rolling and smoking. Use of such an insult should not be taken lightly, unless the person does indeed smoke mids blunts all day everyday.

Luke: I had sex with your mother last night
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt

"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"

by Juaqeen November 30, 2011

minster ohio

a small town of kind, yet ignorant and racially insensitive whites

"why does everyone dress the same here?"
"bruh, its minster ohio"

by hate ohio July 25, 2017

mids

A large number, usually 20 or more, that prefer to camp their own bridges; as well as, usually on Monday nights, invade other realms with a ridiculous number of people.

Region: Spam of 95 on beno T1......

Region: Mids on beno T1

by Gnawbie March 27, 2008

Midshipmen

Socially awkward (typically) boys who didn't get the time of day in highschool and are transformed into "men" who think they are gods gift to women. Become womanizers who really just want a girl to kiss their ass and be his mommy. They love to complain how much they hate the Academy but they are getting PAID!!!

Whoever said the 10 reasons why they are awesome clearly has not experienced the truth

Non Local (think- DC) female: "Ooooh midshipmen. They are so cute in their uniform"

Local female: "Nothing but a ring knocker"

by thetruthhurts2 September 30, 2007

minstra

Is the name of the gooey grey liquid that seeps from the warts of the gootch of people with a dirty unwashed vag!

Hey, im really regreting sitting here...this is probably the worst decision of my life...this chicks dripping minstra is making me pass out!

by karnage k September 11, 2007

Midson

Someone with the ending of the name of "son" who smokes midz and gets totally zooted off of them and lays down on a rock like a pussy.

Midson is an example of a person who is a lightweight and smokes midz and gets totally zooted

by Red_Riding March 30, 2011