Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

by quack9 June 14, 2009

Coal Miner

Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.

"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"

by FletchRose December 28, 2005

Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

by Terri March 2, 2004

Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011

jah'mier

He that nigga, his name is actually jahneezie but yall niggas didnt know that cuz yall lame

That nigga jahmeezie cool af (jahmier or jah'mier)

by Yahboy.erick December 4, 2018

pura mierda

A phrase that contradicts the original 'pura vida' phrase used in Costa Rica. For those in the know, it provides a better representation of the true state of affairs for the country. Literal translation is 'pure sh*t'.

Mae, the river running into the ocean at Tamarindo is pura mierda.

by JMangMae July 2, 2008

diamond miner

A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.

Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007