Mcdonalds job

When you work at Mcdonalds and everyday at noon you run in the stock room grab asses and jack off on all of the dry stock. This also includes going into the freezer, shutting the door and screaming "Fuck this place." at the top of your lungs.

Other activities within this job include; placing happy meal toys into oil vats, starting fires while filtering, and making a fuck load of senior coffees for old people.

If you are planning to get a "McDonalds job" be prepared to make a shitload of double cheeseburgers, gain a lot of weight and hate your life.

Jake: I have a Mcdonalds job. *stabs self in face*

or

Rachael: Tomorrow I am going to bring a bomb to work at my Mcdonalds job.

by Rach & Jake May 27, 2008

McDonald's English

When an immigrant/foreign fast food worker does not know any English words except for the items on the menu and other common fast food expressions, he/she is said to speak "McDonald's English".

Example of McDonald's English:

I asked Miguel to say something to me in English. He said, "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"

by Steve Johansen December 3, 2005

McDonkadonk

fat butt from eating too much fast food. not to be confused with badonkadonk, which is pleasant and attractive.

"check out that that chunky bitty on the hover round scooter. what a McDonkadonk on that ho."

by Donk BoJangles, Sr. December 10, 2009

Douche McDouche

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.

K Fed is a Douche McDouche!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Toby McDonough

1. the youngest of the McDonough clan

2. 1/5 of an elite group of supermodels known as Before You Exit

3. too cool for a chill night in Jersey selfie

Toby McDonough? Nah son more like a snapback and swag.

by whyyouneedmynameson November 3, 2013

Mcdonald's

Where all the people who defined school as hell go.

"School is terrible" 20 years lada... My life sux I work at Mcdonalds

by Ozone May 6, 2004

McDonalds

a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it!

come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.

by LOVINIT!!! May 18, 2004