marriageable abuse

when 2 people are married and abuse each other.

Miguel and Eli went to couple counseling for their marriageable abuse.

by Pseudonym09872 June 13, 2018

Marriage trap

Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.

There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)

"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.

Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago

by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2018

Marriage

See Stockholm Syndrome.

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.

by Pay me more. December 13, 2022

Marialena

She is attractive as fuck if she talks to you you're falling in love rapidly and she makes you feel obsessed with her

Marialena you're a trap

by C_R_C_S April 25, 2023

Horseshoe Marriage

A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.

"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"

"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."

"Damn man, incest..."

by Sir Cosby Sweater March 5, 2014

Ultimatum marriage

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

cat marriage

Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats

Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.

by Otterqueen November 12, 2016