Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."
by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008
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by Doesn't Shake Hands November 6, 2011
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Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.
Guy 2: Awesome, man!
Guy 2: Awesome, man!
by Mr. CharLIT October 31, 2017
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Get the rochester handshake mug.The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
Get the Jewish Handshake mug.A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.
The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011
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Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
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