mandex

1. (n) A liquid substance used to clean manbreasts
2. (n) An article of clothing made of a stretchy fabric used to refrain the commonplace manbreast jiggle

1. Honey I'm all out of mandex, could you give me a spongebath?
2. Henry refused to wear a mandex even though all the guys at the corner pub constantly teased him about his jiggle.

by Beth October 5, 2004

mander

one who gives the worst blowjobs ever. Much like a meatgrinder.

man ashley is such a mander my dick felt like ground beef.

by commandoc March 4, 2009

Mandeep Sandhu

A man wit 1 purpose...fuck those titiez

"dude..im mackin it like a mandeep would"

by Paul B. April 2, 2005

mandela effect

Pot head's excuse to say something actually happened.

Historian: "You are eating a jar of Jif"
Pothead: "No, this is Jiffy"
Historian: "Ohhh, Mandela effect."

by Ron Jeremy's autistic cousin June 20, 2016

MANDER

Mander - Large Land based Mammal of the species Incrediblyus Fatassus Chatterus.2ND definition A cooking grease known to come in a blue can used in most ethnic kitchens

"james, Fuck me in the ass." "Ok, lets rub some mander on your ass first."

by BushwickBill April 28, 2003

Mandelynn

A girl who you always want to be around, shes a crazy part girl who likes to get KRUNK. Usually the center of attention and people are usually pulled in by her amazing personality, she has a very outspoken attitude and short tempered. Shes an amazing friend that will stick around unless you do her wrong.

Guy: Im gonna try to get at her

Girl: Good luck, shes the best you can find and wont just get with anyone. Mandelynn is amazing

by ElectroDrone April 28, 2011

Scat Man Dew

The act of a man defecating on a woman's breast and then urinating on the feces.

John gave Melissa a real hot steamy scat man dew last night while she was sleeping.

by PSDeco August 1, 2011