Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”

I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.

Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.

by ra2or October 4, 2023

To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.

He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”

by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015

LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.

I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.

by aintnoway November 16, 2022

Lumberjacking

When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.

I wouldn't hook up with Anthony. I found lumberjacking porn on his computer.

by Joe Dirtiest April 24, 2021

Lumberjacking

We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.

Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.

by DualZone November 4, 2017