cockblock

to knowingly take one persons efforts with the opposite sex and substitude the first person with ones self

i was hitting on this fine woman and this guy cockblocks me and steals her from me.

by raul January 16, 2003

cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh July 25, 2007

Cockblock

when a bitch friend come in between and your lady friend when your trying to have a romantic moment

Damn man, Mehrab cockblocked me when i was trying to get my mack on with Danielle.

by lolthewhitekidfromthe818 November 6, 2010

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

by r_tuna November 18, 2014

Cockblock

The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD

“Do you want to attack me?”

Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.

“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”

by Wubbadu June 7, 2016