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man light

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.
by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 19, 2009
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Ultraviolet light

Sun rays or artifical light that gives you skin cancer. Offten Found in tanning beds.
Person 1: "Whats that lumpy rash on your face?"
Person 2: "Oh nothing, i just got back from the ER, They said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light."
by MelanieRawrz January 11, 2010
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lazy lights

Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.
Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?

Andrew: January 25... why?

Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
by johnnyboyyyy23 January 12, 2010
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light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
by amy centre April 4, 2011
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A light switch

A dead meme created by Jacksfilms and his audience from the 54th episode of a popular series called YIAY the question was "What turns you off?" And most of the comments said "A light switch"
"What turns you off?"
"A light switch"
"That's finna woke"
by Dona_atropia September 11, 2018
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money light

The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.
I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!
by Kontrolfreak September 20, 2018
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noob light

when a noob becomes good in a second
by ma dude bra May 16, 2019
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