laserpen0r

pen0r means penis. laser refers too a light saber from the starwars movies. laserpen0r is often used by males of the animal species called gamers. it is used in fights to prove who is the strongest and will get the most atention from the very rare female species.

bow for the force of my laserpen0r n00b3h!

by blade112 April 24, 2006

laser butt

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

by J. Deik June 22, 2008

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

Laserdisc

An ancient and absurd technology which forced humans to purchase excessively large disks which held movies for viewing on an excessively large device for a brief period of time. Hipsters now find these large discs trendy and accumulate them to host "Laserdisc'ing parties" where they gather, drink PBR's, and watch movies such as The Notebook.

Dude, lets hit that totally hipster awesome Laserdisc party - Random Hipster DB.

by RandomHDB August 31, 2011

Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.

Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021