by Jan+JR July 20, 2009
Get the Knee mug.A child's knee. originally thought to be a subdivision of kidney but was later discovered to be an entirely differant kettle of fish, the only similarity being in prenounciation. Unfortunately, few anatomists and surgeons are able to differentiate between the two. Kidney failure is the number one cause of death amongst small children in hospital.
"I'm afraid the operation will require one of your child's knees to be removed"
"but billy's knees are fine! The problem was with his urination!"
"quiet you! surgeons! commence kid knee amputation!"
(some time later)
"billy is dead"
"but billy's knees are fine! The problem was with his urination!"
"quiet you! surgeons! commence kid knee amputation!"
(some time later)
"billy is dead"
by EddieMoroshi February 12, 2007
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Get the Knee Nibbler mug.1.) To cut someone's legs out from under them at the knees, usually with a bladed weapon (e.g. knives, swords).
2.) Clotheslined at the knees.
2.) Clotheslined at the knees.
1.) I was doing just fine until he kneecapitated me, and I couldn't move.
2.) I didn't see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.
2.) I didn't see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.
by Aethreal October 17, 2008
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