KUNG POO

Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.

Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)

by Quantum Reflex December 9, 2008

Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.

Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!

by spacekc929 June 29, 2011

kuntbubble

A bubble blown out of ones fanny

Darling your fanny has just produced one mammoth Kuntbubble, your ace!!!!

by Iwannariot March 8, 2018

Kuntah

Kuntah (kee•un•tah) is an insult or greeting coined by the TikToker Lord Claringbold. It can be used in a variety of situations, from a funeral, your buddy's wedding, to his child's circumcision.

John: "Kuntah!"

by Dr J Penguin April 27, 2021

Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)

1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

by SpreeFanKurtKunklesSmellyCock October 3, 2021

Kunsh

A straight up specimen of perfection. Perhaps the most handsome, charming, a little cunning, funny, caring and definitely the most genius person you’ll ever meet. His words cast a spell on the listener while his eyes calmly caress your soul. If he loves you, he would never forget you or let you down. But in the opposite scenario, it’ll be better to beg for death to sway.

Never seen a Kunsh in my life, I wonder if anybody is lucky enough to catch a glimpse of him in a dream.

by Satyevachan April 14, 2021

The Kunga Effect

The Kunga Effect: 1) The ability to use obscure, unpublished, and cryptic evidence to completely demolish somebody's thesis, e.g. Bahrani(A.D. 4-17-2010, "The Egyptian Image in Context" ca. 12:00 post meridiem). 2) To shoot down with lasers; see for example, death ray, and Death Star 3) A mythological (or not!!!) Sumerian super-equid involved in the last stand against the invading Semites during the end of the third millennium B.C.

:"Dude, did Wengrow just suffer the bitch-slapping wrath of The Kunga Effect?"
:"Oh yes--yes, he did."
:"Once the unyielding power of the lasers is unleashed..."
:"You CAN'T BEAT the laser."

by Donkey Kunga April 22, 2010