Kellin

A rather short, beautiful girl who can be extremely kinky once you get to know her. Kellins can be really easy to get along with especially when you dont really care about her kinks (even though they are insanely kinky) (Even tentacle porn)

HEY, SHES SHORT, BLOND, AND KINKY. IS HER NAME KELLIN?

Calm down you stupid fuck.

by A tall motherfucker November 9, 2014

Helen Keller

An incredibly inspirational woman who's name has apparently been slandered here on UD. Even though she was blinded and deafened at a young age, she went on to become an author, lecturer, and activist.

"I love reading about Helen Keller! Her story was very interesting."

by arandomhumanintheuniverse March 1, 2019

Richard Kelley

A decent film maker who just so happened to create one of the most popular cult movie ever, Donnie Darko. Also known for his other movie, The Box. Which failed to live up to the awesomeness that is Donnie Darko.

That man, Richard Kelley, was a lucky dude with Donnie Darko, The Box gargled major scrotum.

by CoolMoosey January 12, 2011

Kelli

A short, cute chick of badass-awesomeness. She can be awesome to hang out with but dangerous on her period. It is important to avoid all Kellis you may meet that could be or recently on one of her periods(PMS!). The Kelli's seem to like punk rock and sub Reggae genres such as Sublime. Also a Kelli could possibly have different hair color every time you come across one but do not be alarmed because it is the same awesome Kelli you chilled with as before, despite the difference in hair. This is merely one of there natural self defenses to help confuse her enemies.

Anon 1 "Is that kelli?"

Anon 2 "Dunno she had pink hair last time I saw her"

Anon 1 "Pretty sure it is. I can tell by her awesomeness."

by Strife420 August 5, 2010

Kaellen

The sauce that goes on Mu Shoo pork. Also known as deliciousness. Goes well with a cocktail.

Dammit, what am I gona put on my pork, we're all out of Kaellen!

by Torein August 28, 2007

kelley dunn

The most amazing girlfriend you can ever ask for. She is beautiful with the most amazing brown eyes and reddish brown hair and with the cutest freckles on her nose. She will make you feel like the luckiest guy on earth.

kelley dunn

by swagcatdaddy July 4, 2012

Kelley Jakle

A pickle and peanut butter sandwich loving cutie patootie who, like her Pitch Perfect character Jessica Smith, needs to be protected at all costs. Has an alluring singing voice that brings tears to the eyes of any listener. She is a girl who leaves a trail of stardust and only radiates the most positive of energy wherever she goes.

Person 1: Dude, are you crying at Kelley Jakle's song?
Person 2: No. There's just something in my eye. Like a twig. Or a large branch.

by ShelleyBeans July 5, 2018