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Kelli

A short, cute chick of badass-awesomeness. She can be awesome to hang out with but dangerous on her period. It is important to avoid all Kellis you may meet that could be or recently on one of her periods(PMS!). The Kelli's seem to like punk rock and sub Reggae genres such as Sublime. Also a Kelli could possibly have different hair color every time you come across one but do not be alarmed because it is the same awesome Kelli you chilled with as before, despite the difference in hair. This is merely one of there natural self defenses to help confuse her enemies.

Anon 1 "Is that kelli?"

Anon 2 "Dunno she had pink hair last time I saw her"

Anon 1 "Pretty sure it is. I can tell by her awesomeness."

by Strife420 August 5, 2010