Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

by Kahoki February 1, 2009

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

kleenex moment

male masturbation

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.

by pixie101 April 8, 2010

Klove

Another word for Rape

Natalia Kills was kloved by her uncle at the age of 9

by Heyehehehhedhsueheh January 12, 2017

Kloey

Kloey is a back stabbing bitch who likes to flirt with your man. She's fat and needs to lose a ton of weight. She lies to get her way and messes everything up to ruin you. Never trust her. Ever.

There goes that fat elephant Kloey again.

by b!tch_sl@p July 19, 2016

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

kleenex

Adjective.To be clean.

Damn! His hypebeast shirt is kleenex!

by Bocaj McCracken August 12, 2008