Kelton

Kelton is the best person ever. He lives super far from you in Texas or something but he’s literally your bestfriend and is the best person to have on your side. Kelton often goes by just Kelt. You love Kelt and he deserves the world

“Man Kelton is the best”

by Forrestgreenkoalabeargirl October 4, 2022

Kenton

Kenton is the sexiest man alive. He’s a real hit with the ladies (or fellas if that’s what he’s into) and is the most likeable person ever. The gifts he gives are like no other, and he’s willing to take on a job no matter how difficult. He’s the best guy to have around if your looking for some good craic, and if you ever end up with a Kenton, consider yourself the luckiest human alive

Jack: Did you see Kenton last night?
Sarah: Yes he’s so sexy, I love him

by thedeakyamp August 16, 2023

The Kelton

A sex move traditional use involving LSD and weed while you smoke one and do the other... sometimes ends with a good time...

Girl: Just got some weed and LSD... wanna try the Kelton

Boy: No, the last time we did it you shoved a butt-plug up my ass...

by BubbleButtBitches69$ September 11, 2022

I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016

Bust a ketone

To urinate.

Please get me out of the OR for a minute so I can bust a ketone.

by Gramma-X July 20, 2019

Kim Valentine Keaton

Also known as V, he is one of the famous member of KRP. His main face claim is taehyung and he mostly known for stealing any girl's heart that he looks at, can be seen as womaniser.

He is an Advanced Literate Roleplayer and mostly feared because of his bullying skills, he recently came to fame after 2022.

Girl 1, "Yk about krp right? Ever heard of Kim Valentine Keaton?"
Girl 2 nodded, "Yesh, I heard soul shivers in V's random groups".

by ameereishq June 5, 2023

Kepted

The past tense of kept. When you've kept something for so long it doesn't exist anymore.....what?

I kepted the microwave.....what?

by Hughelia November 10, 2010