A gentle, beautiful, and highly dangerous woman. Someone who is soft but strikes with terrifying precision. Never around but always there to fix shit. Ominous, as if they could talk to spiders. Big mom energy, everyone either loves them or fears them. Highly likely to be a closet arsonist and a torture artist.

-Man the school bully's locker was just set on fire, did a Kotone finally come?
-Damn I want to meet her.

-Why are you not talking to Kotone? She's such a caring person. She baked me cookies.

-Sorry man, Kotone used to strangle me in a jiu jitsu chokehold in the parking lot for making my mom worry. I can't meet her without getting cold sweat.

Kotone by xXx_scarletdevilsuccubus_xXx November 26, 2020

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kaTone

Big Fake French, Algerian lineage 2 player. He plays lineage 2 with some really good players, so he actually thinks he is good. He loves to eat his baguette and cheese sandwhich while he plays L2. He makes love with his girlfriend to lineage 2 music. He has an "E-Boner" for a french friend of his who plays L2 named "iMuse." This makes him extremely homo. But who cares! All the french are homo's anyways.

The kaTone is a very famous celebrity.

kaTone loves taking baths with tomato sauce and wine.

Hey girlfriend, I wish my future boyfriend was like kaTone.

Famous quotes from kaTone, "Assist me some bishops."

kaTone by Purexown July 19, 2010

Keone

One of the coolest, sexiest guys you will ever meet. A Las Vegas resident, adrenaline junkie and casanova. He can speak many languages and can adapt to any situation. When he does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down. He once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands".

I once kissed Keone and his lips tingled my whole body and gave me goosebumps so big that a blind person could read the orgasm off my body!!!

Keone by lasvegasnevada May 3, 2011

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