Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote

Little kid:im in a kettle!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say

"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot

by Bazbestos May 28, 2010

kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005

Kenley

Basically the girl of YoUr DreaMs. She's nice asf and gorgeous. You need a Kenley in your life otherwise your not living one. She will be the funniest bitch in your life with a dark side of humor.

Four words: get yourself a Kenley.

by LesbianShit615 March 28, 2020

Kettle

Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh

Todoroki: *gets hit with boiling hot kettle water*

Dream: *WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE*

by Applesauces December 22, 2020

Kenzleigh

Kenzleigh-A crazy white girl With red hair she has the most adaptable personality you’ll ever see And will always put up with peoples crazy shit as long as they put up with her’s.

I stayed up all night talking to Kenzleigh about my unrequited love I’m glad she was there to help me get through it.

by Oddly_flamboyant March 27, 2021