nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.

Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself

by Aj2sheistiful June 2, 2025

leeky kebab

vaginal parts being pulled out

wanna go full force leeky kebab style babeyyyyyy

by SwaggyMucPornkins February 7, 2017

Kebab Dab

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.

Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k

by Amanda Panda1 July 1, 2024

Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

kebab face

Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.

Oi kebab face come here!

by ghettoaf April 10, 2016

Droylsden Kebab

A lunchtime snack consiting of Sandwich Meat, Pitta Bread, Salad and Humus. Commonly eaten in the suburb of Droylsden

When Chris isn't eating Donner Kebabs he's sat in the kitchen eating his homemade Droylsden Kebab

by IamTron07 March 3, 2020