Karooned

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.

I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.

by King JE December 9, 2010

Karl Jan

Foxy Flemish fighter pilot.

RPE: "That Karl Jan guy seems nice."
TL: "Super cool guy. Just like his brother, but take away the asshole factor."

by KRmd November 17, 2017

Karlxs.rings

They are an amazing editor, and my comfort editor, they are so sweet! I love them: they are my favorite mutual!! Jane, if you see this, I LOVE YOUUUUU,🖤💜(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*

Karlxs.rings is the best editor everʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

by Cheesecake.kaastaart March 5, 2022

Karlxs.rings

follow @karlxs.rings on tiktok/insta and honkjane on twt:) they are so cool and their edits and posts are amazing(like them). YALL WONT REGRET IT;). they are also one of my FAV FAV moots. LOVE YOU JANE🫂

-I follow @karlxs.rings on tiktok!
-yooo, i bet you're cool

by imnotgonnasaymyname May 4, 2022

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

Food Karma

Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.

That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.

by Hookanation October 14, 2011

Mario Kart Wii

Funky Bike Wii

Me: Hey dude, you wanna play Mario Kart Wii?
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah

by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020