The Kacper

to pretend you are fake depressed and upset all the time and wanting attention all the time by saying you are horny and gay, dont do the kacper.

''he really said he cut himself so he could get attention, he did the kacper''

by poopooshitface November 16, 2020

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

Kakper

Some who wacks off to Morgan Freeman on instagram

You're such a fucking kakper

by Gandalf-the-white August 1, 2017

kippers

The smell which you make experience when doing unpleasantrys with a scrubber

Oh....Blimey...She smells of kippers...

by mole man May 23, 2003

kippers

The after coffee poo.

Man, I just had a coffee and I just can't keep my poo in my ass

by prepH May 14, 2004

Kopperstad

The act of being a greedy, cry baby, bitch with a severe case of <i>Carpethead</i>.

I'm never smoking anyone out again cuz no one smokes me any of their shit. Even though I stole it from mother. Shit, nigga, fo sho.

by Rob December 22, 2004

kipper mits

After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.

Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"

by simowazere October 22, 2008