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jerk-ola

Someone who is not very nice.
Censored for when you want to use a bad word, but little ears are present.
That semi-driver cut me off! What a jerk-ola!
by Jewel the Gem February 27, 2011
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jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.
damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.
by Tkabpro March 14, 2016
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Jerk Off June

Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.

There are only 2 rules which are:

-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 23, 2019
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Strong Jerk

When you are riding with a girl in a car and her closest hand to you is her dominant hand making it a really powerful hand job.
Yo, meng I was driving this girl home one night, and since she's rockin' a south paw she gave me that strong jerk.
by ritmer December 17, 2009
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Minnesota Circle Jerk

Minnesota circle jerk

When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
Salina: ok great there's a sign that says"road work ahead," I wonder how backed up it will be?

Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows

Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?

Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.

Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!

Adam: no son your better then that
by Jesus taboot-tAboot June 17, 2013
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Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.
I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.
by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020
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Shit and Jerk

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day
lookawt: aight man later
by the lone arranger October 5, 2003
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