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Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.
Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='

Mom: "Those fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb
by yuff & bone November 29, 2009
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Skai Jackson

A dumbass who likes to ruin little kids lives for saying stupid shit they did 2 years
by Imnotanidiot June 30, 2020
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peter jackson

one of the best directors of our time, if only because he directed lord of the rings. He also did some other uber-cool films, like braindead, which you should never watch before or after eating, and especially not at 10 am.
Isn't Peter Jackson such an uber-cool director? I'm going to make films just like he does...
by theuniqueme February 16, 2005
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Jackson

While they seem shy and awkward at first, Jackson's open up a lot once you get to know them and vice versa. Jacksons are introverts and would prefer being alone with a good book over a gathering of people everytime. They're not as experienced with people as they are with numbers. They aren't good at carrying a conversation and use comedy as a facade to mask their social anxiety. They try hard to give off the chill comedian vibe, because it's easier to be indifferent than to communicate real emotions, and they just want to make people smile. However on the inside they are kind, smart, truly funny, and incredibly thoughtful and observant as well as loyal. Once you manage to break through the mask he's a wonderful person, even if few people see that part of him.
Person: Who's that one funny guy? He was weird.
Person 2: That's Jackson
by Fennel B. July 29, 2018
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jackson publick

What little is known about Chris McCulloch (aka Jackson Publick III), creator of The Venture Brothers, has been gleaned largely from rumor and Internet speculation. His scripts and videotapes arrive at Cartoon Network via airmail from various countries, bearing no return address, and in simple brown wrapping - save for a garish "Astrobase-Go!" sticker. While he doesn't return phone calls, in the unlikely event one does make contact with him, it's usually too difficult to hear over the noise of helicopter engines.

What is known about him is that he is a Caucasian male, born in Brooklyn, N.Y., in 1971 - the only son of Jackson Publick, II, whom the baby-boomer generation may remember as the prolific author of the popular Rusty Venture boys' adventure novels of the 1950s and '60s. Publick II's own father, Jackson Publick I, had penned more than 70 Doc Venture serial novels two decades earlier.

Having exhausted his trust fund sometime in the early '90s, and lacking any other marketable skills (despite being a few credits shy of achieving degrees in geology, biology and super-physics), the younger Jackson put his propensity for doodling and lying (ironically the causes for his dismissal from several East Coast private schools) to good use and entered the fast-paced world of television animation. Working under the pseudonym Christopher McCulloch to avoid being accused of trying to cash in on his father's name, he left his mark on such animated fare as The Tick, King of the Hill, Sheep in the Big City and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. However, by 2002 his penchant for quality bedding and bespoke suits prompted Jackson to reconsider cashing in after all. He came to grips with his creative legacy and reclaiming his name, updated the characters his father and grandfather originated - emboldening them with his own style and sensibility to create The Venture Brothers, a new Venture family saga for the new medium of television and new generation of youngsters-at-heart to enjoy. When in the United States, Jackson resides in the legendary Penthouse C ("the jewel of the East Village" - House and Home Magazine), high above New York City.
Jackson Publick writes for The Venture Bros.
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Paris Jackson

Michael jackson's daughter, and middle child. born April 3, 1998.
by Mr. Idol May 27, 2010
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Jackson

a highly attractive guy with amazing eyes and abs that will blow your mind! Very athletic. Hes a sweet talker and tends to get his way alot. He says and does everything a girl would want a guy to at exactly the right time. Tends to make people around him happy and comforted so that its nearly impossible for you to be mad at him.
"Woah that guy was absolutly perfect!"
"oh he must be a jackson"
by jacksonsgirl14 April 3, 2010
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