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Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.
He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.
by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020
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Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible
"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"
by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021
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instafinger

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde
I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...
by West London GP medical center February 21, 2022
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Insta-thug

A man or woman who act like thugs while actually being the exact opposite to the thug lifestyle. This trend originated on Instagram hence the name. These people are usually assholes
You see david? Wearing his pants like some insta-thug loser
by C.T Tracy November 1, 2022
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Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"
by Juggernazi October 17, 2008
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Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
by Jack Salot December 29, 2013
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instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable
Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"
by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018
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