hypocrite

lying about something you said to make yourself look better

Chloe is very hypocrite

by 123soleil August 29, 2022

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020

Hypocrite

Two people called bec and Harry.

Bec and Harry called me bum buddy whilst bumming each other. What hypocrites.

by JDownsyndrome September 26, 2020

Hypocrite

Rachel from Tower of God

Rachel is a fucking Hypocrite man, you know it, we know it.

by Taishu April 27, 2020

Hypocrite!

Milo... That is the EXACT DEFINITON

Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!

Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018

hypocrite

When you TELL someone to stop talking

ugh, you are being SUCH A HYPOCRITE!

by JellyCrabYT June 24, 2022

Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019