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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.
The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass
by Glibber flook January 15, 2023
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Hofstra University

(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.

(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.
"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"
by Mookie January 31, 2005
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Hostess cupcake

the filling of a black woman with a white man's cum.
Damn that white boy did a hostess cupcake to that girl...
by Dan Lisk September 30, 2006
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hosstacular

describing a person, place, event, or action that is done greatly, strongly, manly, and sometimes even beastly. Like spectacular only 'hoss'-like. See also, "hoss"
I just ate three Big Macs because I'm so hosstacular.
Steve and Tim are hosstaculuar drinkers
Will thinks he's hosstacular, but in fact he is just a farmer type who lives in a hen sty.
by Hoss Reynolds April 28, 2006
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Host

A gaming battlecry a team will rally behind when losing badly.
"Dude were down 4-1 they must have host!"
"25 kills, wow that dudes host for sure"
by xWraithx666 February 4, 2009
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brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.
me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.
by kurticus May 23, 2006
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