New Castle Hose Fucking 

Shoving a hose up someone's ass and turning the water on while having sex.

Damn, that girl got freaky when I gave her a new castle hose fucking.

New Castle Hose Fucking by annamanna February 6, 2010

Angry Hose 

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

Angry Hose by NastyNun June 7, 2004

Panty Hose 

A substitute word for condom

condomhatrubbertrojan

"hey do you have the panty hose?"
"yeah."
"okay...let's do this!"
(strange noises come from bedroom)

Panty Hose by GirlScout January 3, 2009

garden hose 

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.

1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."

garden hose by cpkay September 16, 2010

Panty Hose Melter  

A P.H.M. is a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter or P.H.M.

Panty Hose Melter by MereCat January 12, 2009

bit hose 

A term used by IT professionals to refer to a network link, or flow of data in bits, bytes, etc. A "Bit hose" could be any I/O, yet is intended to be used in reference with networking.

In reference to a network intrusion, "Sadly, the rogues walked in through the bit hose and set up shop; most had no idea they were ever there."

bit hose by ZerOxygen September 22, 2008

Kinkiest Hose 

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.

Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!

Kinkiest Hose by Sam went to far December 13, 2016