Dirty Pirate Hooker 

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

Dirty Pirate Hooker by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

Hooker Punching 

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

Hooker Punching by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

Hookee 

Originally Defined in How I Met Your Mother by Robin Scherbatsky and Marshall Eriksen --- a euphemism for stringing along someone's interest in you until someone better is available.

Dude 1: She said "I can't be with you..........Right now"
Dude 2: You're so hooked
Dude1: No I'm not!
Dude 2: That was a classic hooker line, and you are the hookee!
Dude 1: But But!
Dude 2 : No But, you're a hookee

Hookee by Ted Mosby 2.0 July 15, 2010

Schoolgirl Hooker

A young lady who should be in class but is turning tricks instead

You're walking down the street when you're buddy says "Whoa, check out that schoolgirl hooker! let's go get a piece of tail!"

Schoolgirl Hooker by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008

family hooker 

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

family hooker by Dylowned June 7, 2005

Hooker-In-Church 

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

Hooker-In-Church by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005

Dual Hooked

To attach one object/person to another object/person while playing Just Cause 2 using the Dual Hook.

I just Dual Hooked that guy to a gas canister.

Dual Hooked by Movura January 21, 2010