House Honky 

A derogatory term used to describe a misinformed liberal person of European descent who will attack anyone or anything deemed "racist" or "fascist." Despite their paler complexion they are given a pass from accusations of white supremacy due to their "moral superiority." They are commonly referred to as "privileged."

Common Question: "Did you see that house honky on the news last night attacking that inanimate object?"

Response: "Yeah, inanimate object is now considered (racist/fascist)."

House Honky by bhesq August 28, 2017

Donkey honky 

A white dude with donkey size cock.

That John Holmes had some cock for a cracker, he was a donkey honky.

Donkey honky by Jaysus Capote February 17, 2020

jive ass honky 

a white man who thinks he is totally awesome, but who is definitely not.

bill: I'm the bees knees.
Tikwanza: Shut the fuck up you jive ass honky.

jive ass honky by deathViking December 2, 2007

jive honky 

Derogatory term black people use for white people who seem to be speaking nonsense.

Racism isn't over. That jive honky doesn't know what he's talking about.

jive honky by Jive Honky July 12, 2014

thicc ass honky 

What Elesia is.

“Elesia is a thicc ass honky.”

thicc ass honky by ween disease January 13, 2018

Cold-Ass Honky 

A complimentary term used to describe certain Caucasians that are pumped up on some shit from the thrift shop. It is derived from "cold-ass", slang for cool or cool-looking, and "honky" slang for a white person.

"Do you see that dude Cameron? Damn, he's a cold-ass honky."

Cold-Ass Honky by @TheYoungle October 17, 2012

Hutcheon Honky Tonk 

Little known Country and Western song from Texas C&W legend Randy Hutcheon. Recorded in July 1987, originally only 500 copies of the song were pressed, but it went on to have some success with a European audience so was later re-released in Germany in 1989. The song was thought to have been written about Randy's first wife Brooke-Jane Brooks, after she had an affair with Randy's older brother Rowdy Hutcheon, though this is unconfirmed by the artist. Randy went on to become the pioneer behind combining Country and Western music with traditional Slovenian folk dancing and can still be found playing to packed audiences throughout Slovenia, Slovakia and Romania. Randy is set to return to north America next year with a stadium tour showcasing his unique sound and is hotly tipped to play at half time of the 2011 Super Bowl.

Man, I love that unique Randy Hutcheon sound
The Hutcheon Honky Tonk is a great way to get the party started

Hutcheon Honky Tonk by A C&W Fan December 4, 2010