Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tom holland

Tom holland is the most precious human being . He loves his family and his fans so much. He is the owner of the most cutest dog ever named Tessa. He is playing spider man in the mcu and he doesn't feel so good. Tom is the most kind hearted and down to earth person and His looks is just a plus. The hollanders (his and his family fandome) adore him so much and thanks to him we smile everyday even if we are sad.

"Tom holland is so cute"
"Tom holland is a real life superhero"

by spidergirl101 July 24, 2018

hollandering

The act of showing up uninvited and unexpected to a social situation or event.

We went out Hollandering he and crashed a bunch off parties last night

by Buddy love May 15, 2018

Tom Holland

A hot man. His abs can kill within seconds.

Dang, I just saw “Uncharted” and Tom Holland is in it. I almost died in the scene he worked out shirtless. My friends took pictures!

by definitely not Kathryn May 26, 2022

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Holland Tunnel

Receptive genitalia (ie. vaginas, anuses) that have been used/abused so much that they are large, and gaping... no longer tight.

If you looked at his ass after getting fisted, you'd think it was the Holland Tunnel.

by 8DaddyCum April 11, 2024

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a hot roasted potato who eat croassant and have a friend called Harrison who can't live without. If they would ever get divided the world would xjksbsbajavajajaksn

"I ate Tom Holland"
"Good boy"

by Theroaster April 27, 2017