house a smammer

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

Hash House

A cheap restaurant or diner.

"We stopped at some roadside hash house on the way to San Diego for lunch."

by Amy Chang March 22, 2009

shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

by festus 1 November 6, 2012

Waffle House Rimmie

When you are in a Waffle House bathroom and and a woman or man comes in behind you hits you in the back of the head and gives you a rim job after smothering syrup all around your asshole

Hey man a cute girl walked into a Waffle House bathroom so I gave her a Waffle House Rimmie

by Waffle House party February 2, 2017

model house

A house or mansion, usually owned by a guy, where bunch of hot girls in industries such as modeling, acting, or even porn, live in a big house free of rent, usually in exchange for some sort of trade off such as sitting around a nightclub with a promoter so some dumb guy that can't get laid will cough up money on bottle service, or something like signing exclusively with an agency, or some other hustle.

Long story short, nothings free in this world. Especially her rent.

Guy: "Hey girl, let's go back to your place!"
Girl: "No let's go back to yours, I live in a model house."
Guy: "That sucks, you might want to sign with a different agency."
Girl: "The host is a super nice guy though."
Guy: "Sounds like a Hollywood pimp to me."

by Ma1war3 January 15, 2018

psychic's house

A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.

Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.

"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."

"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."

by newsvava February 11, 2009