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moral herpes

(noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.

note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
by matt and steve December 26, 2007
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mind herpes

A terrible mental image that you cannot get out of your head.
That short fat bitch with a mustache so ugly, picturing her naked is like mind herpes.
by dust buster December 24, 2013
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Mathematical Heresy

The myth that you can do (almost) everything with math, or that being good at math or logic is a secure ticket to financial freedom, which is absolute bull if you look at the millions of exam-smart or geeky people who love math and have excelled in the subject, yet could hardly make ends meet.
Let not mathematical heresy blind you, because your love for numbers and their relationships more often than not doesn’t pay the bills nor guarantee you a decent job.
by Fasters March 19, 2023
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herpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by those whose sexual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. And since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a "loser", we have people with Herpes lying around all over the place. Just remember everyone: No glove, no love.
Person 1: I have genital herpes!
Person 2: ... Congratulations.
by Dr.K December 28, 2005
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HERPES

A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people
:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
by willismagee September 6, 2007
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Martial Heroes

A fantasy MMORPG made by Koreans and was originally called DO Online. DO Online was then sold and purchased by CRSpace which then renamed the title to Martial Heroes. Martial Heroes is a few years old since DO Online which was essentially a beta, during this time over 150,000 players visited this title and purchased many items from what is called the "MH Market" and/or "MH Shop".

The GM's of Martial Heroes was GM Don and GM Pang, GM Pang claimed he was never a GM although later revealed he actually was.

The best Lawful guild was Honor, the rival to Honor and best Evil guild was Advercides also known as Advernoobs, Adver, Advernubs or Adverscrubs.

Korean players reached the maximum level cap of 160 whereas the international version not one player has surpassed level 130 except, LANGZIBOY (this account has been sold and purchased several times so the name has been changing yearly), dada, FearlessOne, PlayerP3, WeedMan, LucyLiu, knock plus 3 more as of December 25th 2007.

Account trading and/or selling occurs frequently in this game so finding yourself an account is very cheap costly and is very easy to aquire.

Beware scammers in this game as scammers are very popular in this specific title compared to others.
A fantasy MMORPG made by Koreans and was originally called DO Online. DO Online was then sold and purchased by CRSpace which then renamed the title to Martial Heroes. Martial Heroes is a few years old since DO Online which was essentially a beta, during this time over 150,000 players visited this title and purchased many items from what is called the "MH Market" and/or "MH Shop".

The GM's of Martial Heroes was GM Don and GM Pang, GM Pang claimed he was never a GM although later revealed he actually was.

The best Lawful guild was Honor, the rival to Honor and best Evil guild was Advercides also known as Advernoobs, Adver, Advernubs or Adverscrubs.

Korean players reached the maximum level cap of 160 whereas the international version not one player has surpassed level 130 except, LANGZIBOY (this account has been sold and purchased several times so the name has been changing yearly), dada, FearlessOne, PlayerP3, WeedMan, LucyLiu, knock plus 3 more as of December 25th 2007.

Account trading and/or selling occurs frequently in this game so finding yourself an account is very cheap costly and is very easy to aquire.

Beware scammers in this game as scammers are very popular in this specific title compared to others.
by Original DO/MH Player June 30, 2008
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annas horses

A website on the internet cosisting of clips of a women performing sexual acts on horses.
It is rather perverted but kinda funny!
Jake: Have you checked ou annas horses?

Jimmie D: You are fucked up mate lol
by Shermand September 27, 2009
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