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Bird Hammer

A violent sexual act between a male and a female whereby the male places his arm around the head of the female, shapes his fingers into bird or sock puppet like manner, inserts his hand or “Bird” into the naughty bit of the female and finally knees his elbow ferociously to induce a hammer effect.

Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.
“Yo, dog what’s the go with that girl you’re dating?” “G-unit, I can’t take her seriously I bird hammered her on the second date..” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*
by Robbie Blaze August 24, 2011
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pussy hammer

BOOYAA!!! That bitch got nailed by the PUSSY HAMMER!
by Tunt June 21, 2006
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Hammer Smashed Face

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"
by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011
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flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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Akron Hammer

A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.
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Yam Hammer

n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.
Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.
by Blenderhead91 April 4, 2009
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