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Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.
*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?
by markFBI March 25, 2005
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guistino

an italian pimp who enjoys casual sex with his mother and brother
That Guistino did me AMAZING!!
by Borat566 July 29, 2007
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Grusty

A combo of the words "Gross" and "Custy". NOT GRIMEY AND CUSTY.

A proper term, that is not offensive.
That slide, over there is so grusty!
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Sex Gust

A sex gust is a noise emitted while playing a particularly energetic sport, such as table football. The 'sex gust' itself is a noise which encompasses both a groan and a lengthy exhale, usually with a slight increase in pitch at the end, as if to hint towards the possibility of climax.
Seb de Latour loved a sex gust mid game.
by The Pollitt February 16, 2010
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guest

The guest shall be arrving soon
by Daniel January 24, 2004
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guesty

someone who is critically acclaimed by fellow classmates for being unequivocally individual for his/her actions.
a boy walked into class one morning wearing nothing but a pair of claret and blue y-fronts. The boy in the front row of the class exclaimed, "he's a real guesty, that one!"
by George J.G March 7, 2007
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guestroom

When you wake up and find that your spouse tied your hands up and is having sex with you.
If you're going out drinking, or bowling; please sleep in the guestroom.
by Kg9oh September 17, 2018
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