thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.

"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."

by Nora J. April 24, 2010

Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.

Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?

by wheredyougo June 6, 2009

blue gum

a racist term for a black person

look at how black that blue gum is.

by gdtms May 21, 2018

gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016

Gum Orgy

V. to put several pieces of gum in ones mouth, all at the same time and proceeding to chew until the pieces merge into one big gum ball.

Jordan: Want some gum?
Brittany: Why the hell not. Two pieces of gum is getting boring anyway.
Jordan: Like a gum orgy.

by JORDAN FLINT November 15, 2010

Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.

When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.

by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020

uppercase gums

Abnormally large gums.

Did you hear Stephanie got engaged? You know, Stephanie with the uppercase gums.

by Lamp5 August 27, 2021