Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

Bungee Gum

Contains both the proprieties of both rubber and gum

Bungee Gum contains both the proprieties of both rubber and gum you see

by gfvgngndbfbfbnffbdgfhngmnhhnh February 23, 2021

Big Guy Energy

The overall vibe achieved when men whom have reached a certain age, weight, and comfort with their social status get together to not only tell stories from their glory days, but to also inspire each other to engage in other ill advised behavior simply for their collective entertainment.

Todd: I heard you’s guys telling stories on your podcast while I was driving up to the lake house.

Huff: Total Big Guy Energy on display, am I right?

Todd: Totally

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 12, 2021

nina with me like a guard

To stay strapped with the heater at all times.

Friend: what’s that bulge in your shirt??

Doug: bro I keep that Nina with me like a guard!

by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021

Guadalupe

Guadalupe is literally the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. When she smiles you will just get lost in her beauty and when she laughs it will melt your heart. Her eyes are so dreamy and her voice is like your favorite song being played over the radio. Shes so funny, kind, cute, and super fun to have around. Losing her will be the biggest regret in your life and just being able to know a Guadalupe means your lucky. Guadalupe is someone you’ll want to keep close in you heart and be careful because it’s so easy to fall in love with her. Keep her around because she’s just so amazing and perfect <3

Guadalupe is perfect stfu leo

by Beldas my gf October 29, 2019