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Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.
Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005
by Christian Buss August 30, 2008
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Grimp

In the gaming world, a superior player. One who "Ownz". You are sure to be pwned by a Grimp (also see Grimped)
Damn that Grimp just pwned me again.
by G Rimp May 21, 2008
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Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".
"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"
by Brny September 9, 2008
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Sankaty Grumpkin

Pro staff getting head while dropping a deuce in the cart barn bathroom by a first year caddie!!
I'm very stressed. I think I need a sankaty grumpkin after the epic pick.
by cuffnutt August 3, 2007
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upper deck grumpy blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.
James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.
by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009
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Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.
I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.
by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010
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Twist a Grumpy

Everybody clears out when they hear Mr. Gutke twist a grumpy! They fear his Farticules.
by Dr Toots June 9, 2011
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