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Gordon Grinding

Grinding in secret and refusing to acknowledge it.
by MacNCheezed February 15, 2023
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Going Gordon

The act of beating someone with a crowbar. Named after Gordon Freeman from Half-Life.
Somebody broke into my house last night so I was going Gordon on their ass.
by SAKingShibby February 9, 2010
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Thomas Gordon

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.
oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!
by JimmyCricket123 October 4, 2011
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I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch

To lash out eg: cussing, throwing items around and yelling
Vanessa keeps talking smack about me and i swear I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch
by Godoffags February 10, 2019
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gordon flombay

To take a shit while eating an orange and pulling your pud with the orange peel. Kind of like a blumpkin or a Gordon Bombay but on steroids and citrus fruit. Works best in Florida
The Hofe loves it when her boyfriend takes Gordon Flombays and she has to clean up the mess.

You don't even have to spray after taking a Gordon Flombay.
by wolf "the dentist" stanson April 23, 2009
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jeff gordon

Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol
Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win
by joe c August 20, 2004
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Gordon Brown'd

A phrase named after the ex-counselor and (in chronological order) Prime minister of the United Kingdom for loosing money , keeping your money scattered all over the floor, having no money management skills or compleatly fucking something up financialy
Person A: Oh shit, I just Gordon Brown'd my five pound note!
Person B: Oh no!
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Person B: How much money do you have?
Person A: I have no idea; all the money I have is scattered around my bedroom floor and is in twenty pence pieces.
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Person B: You Idiot! Did you sell all our gold reserves when gold was at it's lowest price!?
Person A: Oops, sorry, I guess I just Gordon Brown'd
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Person B: You just spent £100000 in investing in cardboard tubes!?

Person A: Yes, it's a good investment due to the fact toilet roll sales are increasing.
Person B: You Fucktard we are going to go bankrupt; you just Gordon Brown'd us!
by Cameron8276 December 28, 2010
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