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GOT GRANGER

A sub-sect of the Potter Verse created by those who have a yen for one Hermione Granger. Or anyone else who has a pulse and has seen a magazine in the last 5 years. Usually those who day dream to excess about "Hermione Granger bra-less on a warm summers day". A nerdy lot to be sure, but more die hard loyal fans, there are not, anywhere else to be found. Those proud few who would in fact eat their way through a boxcar filled with ex-lax and hold their farts indefinitely for a chance to bask in her reverent glow.
"I'm thirsty, what you got?" D-Bag One says.

"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.

Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
by SpicyJew79 July 18, 2011
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Hermione Granger

Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022
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MI GORENG

a fried noodle or a person who is so uneducated they can't tell their flip from their flop!
Tim: I am so rich cause i dont burn money, hard come, easy go! I got the cars and the girls, i am unstoppable.

Viquah: hahaha..It's easy come, hard go! You such a MI GORENG. Chill down with the ego, you're going to single handedly turn all woman off men! Open your flap and stop thinking your Ed Witten or something.
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
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grangster

someone whos into rap but is into yhe grunge scene as well
PERSON 1:yo what's up with tommy hes sittin there listenin to all dat rap while hes rokin those flannels

PERSON 2:yo dog hes a grangster
by framously March 28, 2009
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grorange

Its the sound you make when you get punched in the groin.
Aww you made me grorange, you bitch.
by Liane 742 April 22, 2006
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grangler

Someone who gropes, rapes and strangles.
The grangler was on the prowl, hunting for his next voluptuous victim.
by peelob February 23, 2011
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Granger

The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything
Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger
by IIIlllIII May 8, 2019
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