funch

Used by the character Carrie Spooner Hefferman on the sitcom "King of Queens" to describe a fast lunch.

Take a funch: Take a "fast lunch".

by bjornagain May 13, 2005

funch

A combination of the words "fuck" and "punch" which refers to the act of rapidly inserting your fist into someone's anus or vagina.

Also known as the "ass punch" (Depperman, E 2005).

"the lesbians were funching each other."

"that guy deserves an ass punch!"

by grizzzzzle January 5, 2010

funch

an uncontrollable urge to hug squeeze and pull a person to yourself.

For example the other day I had missed my sister so much ......I told here i wanted to just run up and funch her.

by 4of8 April 25, 2011

Faggot Fonch

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.

Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.

by Insane V April 16, 2004

finch

any guy than only drinks liquer and other fine spirits

"My friend only drinks scotch, he's such a finch"

by Rob Batavia February 26, 2003

funch

An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.

Bob: YOU FILTHY FUNCH!
Sarah: FUNCH YOU!

or

Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!

by afromonkey200 January 21, 2010

Finch

The act of defecating. Normally used to describe a very large turd, that takes some amount of straining to expel from the rectum.

1.Jesus Christ, you should have seen the size of the Finch i just pushed out

2. I'm off to the dunny to squeeze out a finch.

by Hoffrocks June 5, 2005