Fung

Someone who is not skilled in anything, no matter how long they practice, and is someone with a strong for pants. Can also be applied to someone who is streaking due to the person not having any pants.

Guy A: Wow, you've been practicing your craft for 15 years?!
A Fung: Yeah, it's really difficult and I can't get the basics down. But I feel like I do better when I don't have any pants. I really hate pants anyway, they can be distracting to have on.
Guy A: Just like with all your other hobbies?
A Fung: Yeah
Guy A: Wow, you're like a Fung.

At a baseball game:
Commentator: And folks, looks like we have a Fung running on the field. Everybody shield your eyes, especially the children.

by JunkMailDog August 1, 2019

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Fungi

Fungi is a Male gorillas in between toe jam that they feed the pinapple that they are thrusting.

Gorilla 1: hey do you hVe any fungi?
Gorilla 2: not bro I'm still caught up on my unagi injury.

by Gorillalover5000 August 24, 2019

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funog • Funogamy • fung • funger • Funge • fungi • fungle • Funging • Fungo • fungasm

Fung Moi

The best of the best

This weed is the Fung Moi

by Sreyn13 May 7, 2021

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Suburban fungal

The inner city phenomenon of the worst suburban ideals such as: conformity, cookie cutter, boring and small-mindedness infecting a major city from the inside out.

Today I saw yet another "mom & Pop" shop close only to be replaced with another Bridle/baby stroller/Bank Branch/all you can eat buffet/home wares store in San Francisco. The "Suburban Fungal" is growing.

by indieboysf August 23, 2012

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Going Fungal

A lot slower than "going viral"

Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?

Gal 2: "It's going viral."

Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."

by euphemismo October 21, 2012

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