front-porching

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching

me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

Gold Fronts

Gold caps placed on your teeth. Some people have them permenantly placed on and others have removable caps, frames, or crowns. A style that originated in Brooklyn/Queens NYC. Then migrated to B-More and now the Dirty South are sportn fronts hard.

Slick Rick(AKA Ricky D), Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Just-Ice, and Flava Flav of PE were amongs the first rappers to rock Gold Fronts. Back in the 80's a way to distinguish cats from Brooklyn & Queens from dudes from Uptown(Haelem) and the Bronx.

by Olskoolrule July 9, 2004

front load

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party

Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.

by sheila in the car January 11, 2009

Soldier Front

A fairly decent game, run by ijji its probably the only game on their you can compete fairly evenly without buying premium items.

However this game is wrecked by noob glitches, anti recoils and wall hacks.

Its also wrecked by:
- Nubbies who don't know what "Ping" means. (E.g. They think it has nothing to do with lag)
- Idiots that like to accuse you of walling, but in reality you can hear the idiots coming.
- Idiots who call you a tanker when you actually have body armor on and have gone lite.

Soldier Front Nooblet Examples:

"Omfgz your suchz a wallerz!!"
"I could hear you, fking dumb head"
- silence -

"OMGSSDSDS I SHOTTTT YOU!!!! TANKERING BIATCHSSS!"
"Body armour dickhead"

by TheActualM9 August 28, 2009

Front Dumper

1.A large extra area of fat between the belly button and genitalia that looks like a second ass 2.Being able to defecate on the toilet sitting facing the tank due to obesity.

Courtney had such a large front dumper that Paul had to role her in flour to find the wet spot.

by Opie Ortiz SR July 19, 2007

Front Row

Being Hammered Drunk.

Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."

You in the front row tonight?

No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.

by BlackLavend May 21, 2009

Front Squirts

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010