Fraud

Noun: A person who guarantees the use of someone else’s 6 man tent, but gets denied what is in fact a 2 man tent, one that would not suffice for our needs. Also loves a piping, and upholds a questionable taste in lovers.

Verb: To be/become the aforementioned person.

1: Oh so are you all sorted ready for the festival then?
2: Nah we've been frauded, we're gonna have to find another fucking tent.
1. Ffs, your mate is such a Fraud.
2. We know, but we love him still 😐

by #FuckFraudy May 19, 2021

Fraud

Defines the entire Dallas Cowboys organization

The Cowboys haven't been to the Super Bowl since 1996, which makes them a fraud.

by tob_bob January 22, 2023

Fraud

If you have to play weasel-words to skirt around the question of whether of not you believe in God YOU'RE the fucking fraud. You uno reverse card shit only works on your sycophants.

Hym "No. You're the fraud. The answer is 'No.' You believe YOU are correct. And YOU believe in this sort of inter-subjective God where ANY motivational force is God, TO YOU, subjectively, and that you can and SHOULD change 'what constitutes your God.' And, even more specifically, that the Judeo-Christian ethos is the optimal God-Widget that everyone should worship. And you're literally using your words to control how you're conceptualized. Double fraud."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.

Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*

by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018

butt fraud

The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic

My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.

by S, no, the other one March 23, 2020

Fraud

A what should be former ukrainian heavyweight champion who gets hit with a perfect body shot but pretends it's low to avoid losing his titles.

Ouch! I got hit with a body shot but being the fraud I am I'll pretended it was low and milk it like I did against Beterbiev, AJ

by Ukrainian Privilege August 28, 2023

Fraud

fraud
/frɔ d/
noun

wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain.
"He is a fraud"
synonyms: CSW, Faketoshi, @ProfFaustus

Me: Hi CSW are you Satoshi?
CSW: Yes I am he
Me: K Satoshi sign message using Satoshi's PGP key pls or make tx with block linked to Satoshi

CSW: No, but I have 91 Masters degrees and 58 PhD's hurr hurr
Me: FRAUD!!

by Narc_Uzi May 27, 2018