floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

the flood

When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.

Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Root beer float

When a white girl has sex with a black guy

She just hit that root beer float

by Rica.Monte January 6, 2017

Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.

Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!

by z0xx0 January 1, 2011

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JWMP November 10, 2008

floatation device

See breast

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts

ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?

by late! October 16, 2008