it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world

Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.

by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015

Flapple

to insert a finger and/or any other foriegn object into a mans penis hole.

My girlfriend gives the best flapple ever.

by Flapple King December 11, 2010

flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Rusty Flapjack

The untimely incident when a male is having unprotected sex with his partner through the precut hole in his boxers, and at the point of ejaculation pulls out not only of his partner but back into his boxers thus, ejaculating into his underwear. The soiling of one's boxers from the inside with seminal fluid is the Rusty Flapjack.

“So, I was fucking this bitch hard from behind in my Ferrari, right? I'm saying balls deep, you know? and right before I busted my nut, I thought about the leather and pulled a rusty flapjack. Fuck! I shoulda nutted on that tight, young ass!”

by AndyTS December 31, 2007

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012

african flapjacks

Saggy nigger titties.

I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.

by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006

Raggedy Flapjacks

A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.

Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.

by pktoe August 7, 2006