Stuck in first gear

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009

Love at first skype

When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.

Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.

by bouncie August 5, 2014

asshole at first sight

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.

Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.

by Hilbe August 13, 2015

never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018

first definition

Not this

A:Who wrote the first definition?
Me:Not me.
A:Okay.

by SadMercyMain February 5, 2017

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

Baby's First

Adults use it as a colloquialism - referring to events that we probably should’ve experienced earlier in life (i.e, as a baby’s first) but instead are experiencing it for the first time as an adult.

Adult 1: You've never been to a concert?
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!

by Hay_Hay_Hay October 25, 2019